bare wristing

wiping your ass with nothing but your bare wrist because your to lazy to get toilet paper

after i took a shit i bare wristing it and i wiped it on my hoes face

by bad larry November 23, 2007

bare bears

a bear without clothes on, also a group of hippies that get naked together in the wild.

the bare bears are not at all attractive

by biffytiffyliffyff August 14, 2006

bare tingz

masterbating

mike- what are you doing this late on the computer?
james- well im doing bare tingz
mike- oh true

by JayVeeEff06 June 22, 2009

Bare Minimum Twitter

People who are easily impressed, if not infatuated, by basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, being nice, etc.

Bare Minimum Twitter be like: He can cook?? Marry him sis there aren't many left!!!

by wokeassbitch00 January 27, 2018

we bare bears

best show ever, its about 3 adorable little bears growing up and livin' life in the big city.

"wow, i love that show called we bare bears!!!!!"

"wow i would die to go to a live show"

by SkankiestHoeWithAHugeCock January 08, 2018

Ten past bare

A phrase used to represent a long period of time, or a particularly late time.

Guy 1: Dude how late do you wanna stay here till?
Guy 2: I dunno, ten past bare

by coo coo cawho April 28, 2013

barely right now

Mexican way of saying "right now", with an adverb thrown in for no apparent reason. "Barely" is used often among hispanics in this totally random, nonsensical way. "Hardly" sometimes replaces barely.

"When is Sancho coming over?" "Barely right now."

"I barely told you to go to Walmart, Papi"

by Juana Corona July 11, 2009