Telfer Hail Storm

The act of freezing ones urine in an ice tray and throwing it at someone.

She rubbed the Telfer Hailstorm on my nappies.

Nothings is more raunchy then giving someone a Telfer Hail Storm on a hot day.

by J Archer December 13, 2023

Tuffest Stuff in the Alltiverse

When the Almighty first made this universe, he wanted to show his creations the importance of hard work and resilience. To that end, he created Emma, the Tuffest Stuff in the Alltiverse. They are capable of making it through whatever trial they face, and best of all, they can do it with a smile on their face.

" You heard of that absolute cutie? The Tuffest Stuff in the Alltiverse"

by Paandiyan January 31, 2024

taffeta

When someone is super smooth like a crisp, shiny satin material.

Yo, she slays the boots she’s like taffeta.

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Teff

A wanker

You teff

by Yourdrillah May 2, 2024

Teff

A wanker or idiot

You absolute teff

by Yourdrillah May 2, 2024

Teffled

Tweaking or extremely high

Your so teffled bro

by Yourdrillah May 2, 2024

Toffee

A silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie.

Person 1: "Have you seen Toffee?"

Person 2: "Did you mean a silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie?"

Person 1: "Yeah."

by RevlisYoursTruly March 28, 2024