technolojitters

The nervousness a Boomer feels when rushed to find a piece of information on their phone.

She took so long to find the store coupon on her phone because she got the technolojitters.

by SolidGoldMama January 3, 2023

Technology

Technology is something you play and work on and also machinery and equipment are developed from the application of scientific knowledge, Technology is the application of scientific knowledge to the practical aims of human life or, as it is sometimes phrased, to the change and manipulation of the human environment,

Technology is the way we apply scientific knowledge for practical purposes. It includes machines (like computers) but also techniques and processes (like the way we produce computer chips). It might seem like all technology is only electronic, but that's just most modern technology,

Machines that move are mechanical technology. Medical technology is another type, and includes ventilators, medication, and MRIs. Communication technology is the third type, and includes all types of tools used to communicate, from telegrams to telephones.

My Dad is using technology to do his work and video call people on there.

by JoshuaCorrales February 5, 2023

Technology Deficit Disorder

When someone suffers from not being able to work their cell phone, tablet, laptop and other technology related devices.

My grandma suffers from technology deficit disorder, as do many people over the age of 60.

by CreativeBruces November 18, 2022

Technological range of motion

The amount of technological knowledge one has without searching, Googling, or watching YouTube videos.

I've tried everything I know. That's the extent of my technological range of motion.

by Tukanu May 2, 2023

Technology Green Salad

its green, very technology. ann d almsot a salad..?! echmp;pgy

"Technology green salad?! Are you kidding me???"

by ballclapperbongopicsfishfillet May 15, 2023

Technolate

Word used to tell someone that they're late, it was first heard in technodad's (technoblade's father) discord event with motherinnit, it was used by technodad's wife to tell him that he was late

*someone going out the door being late to something*

Person: "bye technolate!"

by l00ncyph3r June 17, 2023

Technology detox

When a person mysteriously (excluding them being dead or becoming the Little Prince, or other issues related to mental health) 🤔 ends- or suspends to near absolute zero-their soc-med presence.

I need a technology detox, now. A permanent one lasting more than 5-6 hours. Haha.

by Sexydimma October 28, 2023