When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.
"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"
by Shair October 3, 2022

by selodara April 27, 2012

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....
Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.
by jim jangle January 16, 2012

by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020

This is the term given to the people who dont continue the wave at a hockey game, concert etc.
Fortunately, the wave usually continues around them, but if there are a few in the same row, the wave may be destroyed.
Fortunately, the wave usually continues around them, but if there are a few in the same row, the wave may be destroyed.
"So me and Bob were at the game, and our friend Todd Peppers decided it would be funny to be a Stone In the Surf and consequently destroyed the wave we had going on"
by Not Todd Peppers February 28, 2009

The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.
by Big monkey 8 May 9, 2020

Lockdown Surfing is the act of continuously traveling to new places that are under less restriction then the place they currently are, due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.
For example, if you are currently in London and see that the city was going into lockdown you would leave to a city, such as Berlin, that was under less restrictions. If while in Berlin, you see that the city will soon increase its restrictions you would leave to go to another city, like Lisbon. This act of Lockdown Surfing is then continued to the next city until there are no more restrictions in place.
For example, if you are currently in London and see that the city was going into lockdown you would leave to a city, such as Berlin, that was under less restrictions. If while in Berlin, you see that the city will soon increase its restrictions you would leave to go to another city, like Lisbon. This act of Lockdown Surfing is then continued to the next city until there are no more restrictions in place.
"I heard Tom is Lockdown Surfing, he's been living in different European cities in order to avoid Coronavirus lockdowns."
by LockdownSurfer69 October 24, 2020
