Suicide

Killing yourself
(Also something all of the gen z depressed ass teenagers want to do.)

“I’m gonna commit suicide”
“Same, how are you gonna do it?”
“Uhhh, I’m gonna jump.”
“I’m gonna overdose lol.”
“Sick.”

by Inostuff October 7, 2020

Suicide

Something I want to do, when girls say no.

I want to commit suicide.

by Big Daddy Senpai April 21, 2019

Suicide

A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

She died by suicide.

by Zelda bitch June 23, 2019

Suicide

A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

God I hate my life. I wanna kill myself.
Don't commit suicide. Don't screw yourself out of a life of stuff you know you wanna do.

by energizerman38 December 14, 2008

Suicide

A selfish act of one's own thinking. See, it is understandable for someone like a holocaust survivor or a war survivor or somebody who is abused to commit suicide. But a fourteen year old girl who's stupid boyfriend left her shouldn't feel the need to kill herself. Like ffs.

I want to commit suicide.

by EpicGamerUrbanDictionary April 12, 2019

Suicide

The easy way out

Bob couldn't take it any longer, so he committed suicide

by CallOfDutySucks June 7, 2018

Suicide

Having sex with the same gender (Can also make for a great porn video).

Brian: Dude I'm so embarrassed from last night, it was suicide.
John: Oh God, I won't be surprised if you have aids after that.

by Lambful September 5, 2018