Stitioner

Someone who is superstitious/follows superstitions.

Alex= Why did you scream when you saw the black cat?
Bob= Because i’m a stitioner, OK?
Alex= Oh ok.

by Pseudo Bseudo December 31, 2018

Stitties

Super Titties

Those are some big ol stitties.

by SmokinDayz April 10, 2019

stitchuation

A humiliating debacle resulting from a sewing-related issue.

Sarge should have known better than to task Zero with repairing the Camp Swampy soldier's worn uniforms; the end-result of said buck-toothed farmer-boy's zealous-but-clueless tailoring efforts was a totally chaotic stitchuation with said duds --- a tangled mess of lumpy/crooked seams, sewn-shut cuffs and collars, errantly-placed buttons, puckered/wrinkled/gapping sleeves, etc.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

Stitch Breaker

Someone who helped you recover from your last failed relationship, but turns around and either cheats on you or breaks your heart again.

"UGH, He/She is such a STITCH BREAKER!
"He helped me break up with my ex and he just went and cheated on me! He is such a stitch Breaker.

by Kiwi Chan April 24, 2020

Stitch

A small fortune.

Just flipped this pack and made a stitch.

by Creatvr May 23, 2020

Stitchyosnatch

Be quite!

Stitchyosnatch so I dont have to here you talk!

by Birdie Flys September 28, 2020

Stitch

A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.

Shaun doing a 5km run: 'Aww shit, got a stitch'

by bigboymcevoy November 18, 2020