cool story bro

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

by smmmg June 17, 2016

nips stir

The arousal of ones nips when in contact with cold temperatures or titties.

"Oh man that really Stirred my nips" (past verb for nips stir)

by Slimyleime April 22, 2017

Mom Story

A type of story with no real payoff or purpose. Typically takes the form of a personal anecdote.

Joey just spent five minutes describing his uneventful trip to the grocery store. As soon as he finished, I threw a "nice mom story" at him.

by big drip October 16, 2018

Short Story

A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.

Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

MEXICAN STIR FRY

When you put hot sauce on a girls ass and eat it out ;)

I gave that bitch a Mexican Stir fry

by Gdogg7707 April 7, 2019

A Trevor Story

A trevor story is one that has absolutely no importance or significance to anyones life, or day or anything at all but is still called out in a way that makes the audience feel like it is about to be a highly entertaining/important story when it in fact is actually not and provides a large sense of boredome and wasted time for the listener(s)

So I have to tell you something really important, okay well the other day my dog gace me the head nod it was really really funny... oh my god i just told a trevor story didn't I? Dammit.

by banananana916 June 4, 2009

cow and rocket launcher story

Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together

We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...

by flo0325 January 25, 2012