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Steak 'n Shake

Located on the summit of Mount Foraker, USA. They keep lions in their kitchen to ward off police and Health Inspectors and to keep their privacy from people who somehow managed to get there. The restaurant is only accessible by rich people with personal jets.

At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.
"Have you been to Steak 'n Shake man?"

"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."

"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."

"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."

"Okay...?"
by Jessica Gloria June 16, 2018
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steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.
Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?
by MotelPubes July 24, 2018
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Steak

The most fucking delicious thing known to mankind, especially when it’s dripping with all that red juice!
Guy: Want some steak?
Guy #2: Hell YEAH!
Guy: Sorry, I was kidding. Steak is too good for you!
Guy #2: Bastard
by FaithUnicorn678 February 22, 2019
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steak1soy

the weirdest motherfucker thats always looking for someone to date and then they dump steak1soy in 2 days. Steak1soy is always very emotional for no reason at all. Thank you very much because its all true.
somebody dumped steak1soy again.
thats the 50th dump this month!
by kill_all_VSCO_girls!!! November 22, 2019
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Steak stain

The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching

Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed
Fuck me my steak stain is itchy
by Wiggle sniffer December 4, 2021
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Pump Steak

The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.
Aww man look at your one I'd only pump steak into her.
by Gonzo Punch May 3, 2009
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Dirty Steakley

A Dirty Steakley is a situation where a man is somewhat intoxicated and is drunkenly taken advantage of by another male coworker who is even more intoxicated. This may result in the receiver acquiring some form of STD.
I feel bad for him, he got a dirty steakley last night from the guy he works with.
by Pub311 May 21, 2010
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