Dave-light savings

When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave

"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)

by Doctor Time April 22, 2011

starving balls

- So hungry you could eat another man's balls.

I haven't eaten in 2 days...IM STARVING BALLS!

by Al Marzilli October 9, 2006

staying cool

When a guy sits on a popsicle (in his butt) while receiving a sexual favor from a female mate.

It was a hot day, ok? "Staying cool" was our only option in the moment. He said "anything but the lime flavor!"

by theknowledgetree April 18, 2014

Starving Bullshit Artist

An individual who takes part in some sort of artistic endeavor and according to themselves lives an "artists life" but in reality has no discipline to develop their "art" any further than what it is currently and instead invents ways to manipulate their friends, coworkers, and family in order to maintain their despicably hedonistic lifestyle at the expense, chagrin, and demise of themselves, those around him or her, and society at large. And what's worse is that they are able to attract people's attention by any number of sense impressions and reduce almost any experience to empty hedonism while keeping this emptiness veiled by pushing yet another form of pleasurable experience.

They are "starving" because they crave the same things they push on to others, but their cravings prevent them from doing anything truly valuable for themselves or others. They are "bullshit artists" because they offer little that is truly valuable but only maintains their own hedonism and emptiness and encourages the same in others.

The craft beer industry is full of starving bullshit artists. People who have no true talent and offer nothing intrinsically valuable.

by donotsufferkundabuffer February 6, 2018

Starving kids in Africa

Noun: those kids you see on those ASPCA or UNICEF or something, usually you can count their ribs

Verb: used widely by mothers towards their children, when they haven't finished their food (mostly vegetables) to represent that they are lucky to have food
Adj: used to describe a African kid, but they have to be from Africa and not like a Muslim African like dark skin ass one

Starving kids in Africa:
White child; Mom! I'm full gonna go play more COD now cuz thats all I do and have not freakin life and will probably end up shooting my school!
White mother, or black you pick; You didn't finish your vegetable yet, you know that staring kids in Africa don't get anything

by 2npwanc March 6, 2017

starving artist

The act of calling out your own name when achieving orgasm during masturbation.

After a Starving Artist in the bathroom, Casey wrote more poetry about the immolation of his acrid soul.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

shaving

1.)Having an exceptionally crazy good time; joking with friends, often but not necessarily under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Originates from the city of Zagreb in Croatia.

2.)Occupying oneself intensely with something in a positive or pleasurable way.

"We were shaving so much last night that I almost pissed myself laughing."

"I was shaving for hours over that book yesterday, it was so brilliant."

by CosmicDreamDust March 9, 2008