The Stack

The end all, be all of STDs.

The Stack includes all of the following and more:
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B twice, C
Gingivitis

The Plague
Impotence
Premature ejaculation
Cancer
Food Poisoning

Osteoporosis
Scurvy

Shrinkage
Small Pox

Anal Leakage/Seepage
Prolonged Lifespan
Aids

Phenylkketonuria(PKU)

Non-consensual Homosexuality

Third testicle (regardless of gender)
Uneven tire wear

Bad sense of direction
Conversion to the church of Gary Busey

Obsessive stamp collecting
Reverse bilingualism
Port-o-potty Specialist

Deviated septum
Slavery
Conversion to Judaism
Nipple lactation

Appreciation for modern art
High interest rates
Weak investment portfolio
Shaq-fu
And it will ruin your credit score.

There is no known cure. If you contract The Stack, do not attempt to kill yourself for it will only anger the disease.

I may have The Stack, but at least I'm still white.

by TheStackPatientZero December 16, 2011

D-Stack

A term originating in Mississippi that is used to refer to a mans genitalia.

Colin: What's up Rachel.

Rachel: Just shut up and give me the D-Stack.

by TheP0larBear March 16, 2011

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).

"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."

by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009

blow one's stack

explode with rage, have a fit

One of the few times the normally cool Rice blew her stack during the first term...

by The Finn March 28, 2005

bread stack

A stack of money, especially bills or notes. Cooler when those notes are c-note(s) See bread.

c.f. chips regarding chip stacks (coins).

I like to stack my bread and flip my chips. (Lil' Flip, Sunshine lyrics)

by TNT DJ October 23, 2004

keiper-stack

1. Wad of cash which is randomly arranged.
2. Chaotic strap of cash.

It was difficult to count the keiper-stack he handed me.

by billwill976 December 14, 2008

Fag Stack

A straight guy who has lots of gay guy friends.

"Like three of Steve's best friends are gay, he's a total fag stack."

by shelby_18 May 17, 2009