Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025

squirtling

A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.

Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!

by radicalleftistacabblm June 9, 2025

Squarting

When a woman is riding your face, squirts in your mouth, then squats down with her asshole on your mouthhole and farts to blow bubbles in the squirt you have in your mouth.

I walked into my roommate Alan's room at a party and saw his girlfriend squarting right in his mouth.

by W0lFm@NJ93 June 24, 2025

Slurping Snickers

pressing your lips against someone's asshole and forcibly sucking out a turd.

"I'm meeting with Joe, might be Slurping Snickers out of him tonight."

by SnickerSlurper69 July 4, 2025

Squiding

When one proceeds to make very intense and disgusting slurping and sucking sounds with their tongue and mouth. This is extremely annoying when done close to someone, and has no real use except for when someone is genuinely bored and has nothing else to do.

Bro can you stop fucking squiding!

by Lyrical_nightmare July 27, 2025

Squirtini

The Squirtini is a type of drink. As some would've guessed, it's comes from a torid sexual encounter in which the female ejaculates, also known as squirt, the fluid is then caught in a receptacle and transfered in a martini glass.

Some fancy folks add olive juice to make a Dirty squirtini, some moght also enjoy the James bond special : adding dry vermout, shaken not stir, topping it with a lemon zest.

Ben : "Yo Dave, Melissa made me try something"
Jon : "Tell me more"
Ben : "She wanted me to make her squirt, catch it in a bowl, transfer it in a martini glass"
Jon : "Ohhhh it's your first Squirtini, how amazing was it?!! I once had a Dirty Squirtini with Andrea"

by Squirtsky August 26, 2025

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025