The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)
Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!
Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.
Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.
Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
by Bella the Cool July 29, 2008
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Get the sparkling personality mug.by Anthony Hubert January 3, 2010
Get the kitty spanking mug.A practice commonly associated with but not limited to minors, snarking out is the act of secretly leaving one's house late at night, usually to go to the movies. Named for the Snark Theater in Daniel Pinkwater's Snarkout Boys books.
"Winston Bongo's building is slightly more complicated to snark out of, because they have an elevator man. In my building the elevator is self-service. That makes snarking out less of a challenge." - Daniel Pinkwater, The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death
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Get the Spanking mug.Having sex with a midget in a body of water which is then followed by humming the jaws music right before you cum and simultaneously taking a bite out of the midget and cuming.
I gave that midget from yesterday a tiny sharking, then enjoyed it right up until i took bite of her shoulder and a great white got her.
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