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spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.
I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.
by black flag June 27, 2004
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spaniel

A synonym for the vagina, esp. when used in reference to doggystyle.

Coming from Scene I of A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare, in which the lovestruck Helena tries to woo the disparaging Demetrius with the following passage:

And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love,--
And yet a place of high respect with me,--
Than to be used as you use your dog?

The term is meant to illustrate a situation of submissiveness, and as such, can be used as either a term for the vagina, or by the common use of synecdoche, to refer to a woman as such, similarly to "pussy".
Ex 1: Hey, I'm just tryna go to the club to get down and maybe get some spaniel tonight.

Ex 2:
Person A: Hey, I saw you last night with that girl, is anything going on with her on that long-term tip?
Person B: Naw, I just hit it and quit, definitely just some spaniel.
by BrowseMonkey October 23, 2011
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also an adjective
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very intelligente >> very intelligent.
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spanglin

Don't sleep on white boys! Them mfs spanglin' too! Trust me
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Spanglinese

n. The combination of Spanish, English and Japanese all used in daily speech.
Dan: Donde esta the tearai, please?
Matt: Huh?
Dan: Where is the baño, kudasai?
Matt: Dude, what the fuck are you saying?
Dan: It's Spanglinese, now where is the damn bathroom?
Matt: Oh...first door on the left.
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spang

A drink, consisting of Spam and Tang, endemic to Salt Lake City. It is most commonly -- although still infrequently -- consumed by teenagers.
I'm really parched... anybody got a fresh batch of spang. It's been far too long since I tasted its sweet meatiness.
by ajl31 June 14, 2007
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Spangle

(verb)A blumpkin fused with a 69 were the girl is inverted while they undergoing oral sex on a toilet.
Carlos and Tanya spangled in the boys restroom at the club after they had one too many to drink.
by Dr.Papa Smurf April 8, 2010
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