Spelling Whore

One that cares to spell all the words correctly and constantly tell people the correct spelling for a word

Person 1: dought that will happen
Person 2: doubt
Person 1: stop being such a spelling whore
doubt: a feeling of uncertainty or lack of conviction

by catsrule55 March 27, 2015

magic spelling

Spelling so formidable it magically obviates (in this instance) unnecessary use of spellchecker.

I'm not put off by being put under your magic spelling;
Her words were hardly cold on hotmail, when her buddy commented on her magic spelling.

by Hercolena Oliver June 27, 2008

jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009

spelling nazi

A person who annoyingly fixes the spelling of people when someone is speaking a different language.

"I have to fag."
"There is a mark there, it's fàg not fag."
"Shut up, spelling nazi."

by Tails February 4, 2004

Turtle Shelling

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.

Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.

by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009

selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

smelling the glove

When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol

No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove

by Deesnuts April 26, 2014