soccer-rocker

A variation of the mullet haircut, in this case worn by a jock or sporto.

"That cock-staple with the soccer-rocker stole my lunch money!"

by dorham May 26, 2006

soccer mom

A matriarchical parental unit who's parenting ethos is based on rigidity, indoctrination, and denial of everything that would otherwise make its kids more independent. Also opposes video games, guns, and self-defense. Often supports globalism and "peace." Is against rugged individualism. Tries to "break" its kids of their individuality.

A cabal of child-abusing soccer moms tried to abolish fun and got themselves shot dead by an underground resistance movement of Right-Wing vigilante Goths.

by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004

Soccer

The best play where the best actors perform in a massive stage with spectators watching in the millions.

I want to get ready for the next play, I'll watch the Soccer game to help and get ideas.

by Kataphraktoi July 24, 2011

Soccer mom

Usually, a white 35-40 year old women named Karen or Clare. The soccer mom will do anything for her kids, except give them freedom of course. She controls their friends, music, TV and games. Their little bitch kids (sorry, little angles) are always super Christian and are a mindless drone, like their father. The relationship between the mother and son only last 17 years, as the mom will come in and find her son nailing 2 girls. At this point, the mom is completely unsure as to how to react as they have only had sex twice. The relationship between the daughter and mother will last longer. It usually makes it another year before the mom walkes in and finds the daughter smoking crack or getting nailed by John who playes football. The soccer mom's life cycle is now over as her sole purpose has left her.

Man: *playing a song with the word "crap" in it"
Soccer mom: HOW DARE YOU PLAY SUCH VILE MUSIC- rants for 10 more minutes
Man: mkay who gives a fuck *turns up the music*

by A Salty Carrot May 5, 2019

soccer

The best sport known to man. Takes a shit load of indurance and speed.. i would know im a soccer player..soccer kicks ass |..|,

If you dont like soccer.. call me at 1-800-eat-shit
asshole

by Nick Valadao July 23, 2004

soccer

Probably an excellent game, I never watch it, but is heavily criticed because of the determination to watch an entire game at once, and the fact that many players get a tap on the leg and fall to the ground as if having there leg shattered and someone shooting them in the chest. Then they become magically fine by the power of the band-aid and/or ointment.

Did you see that soccer game yesterday?


No, I fell asleep after the 38th minute.

by mp1840 February 8, 2009

socceroo

a male football(soccer)player who has represented austalia at senior level

the socceroos(australia)were ripped off in germany

by on the ball June 28, 2006