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Snorkel

When you put your balls on a girls nose so they can’t breathe.
My girl wanted me to snorkel her last night
by pyozsa_ March 22, 2019
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Snorkel twin

Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.
Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.

Luke: dude she gave it to me too!

Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*
by Billy Joe Jackson December 2, 2020
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Snorkeling

The act of another human being surviving from the ejactulation produced by the male penis; usually to conserve
During the pandemic my wife and I survived by snorkeling due to lack of food.
by Pantyemic October 19, 2020
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Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...
I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards
by Electric jacko October 5, 2019
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Vince Snorkel Tiet

‘Wat irritant doen jonge’ is a sentence used when you trigger the almighty vince. This is the only thing he is able to say.
Vince Snorkel Tiet: ‘wat ge leaved tantoe homo’
by Edward Richtieten February 14, 2020
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Ballpark Snorkel

When a hot dog is inserted into someone’s rectum (typically consensually and for entertainment or shock value), only to be removed orally by a second party — who then proceeds to consume it. Often accompanied by disbelief, laughter, or PTSD in anyone who witnesses it.
I thought the Fourth of July couldn’t get any weirder until Timmy volunteered for a full-on Ballpark Snorkel behind the food truck.

She said she was hungry. I didn’t realize she meant for *that* hot dog. Total Ballpark Snorkel situation.
by Snorkel Timmay July 28, 2025
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Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.
How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”
by MamaAgave February 11, 2023
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