dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006

Shuffleboard Shocker

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.

You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.

by S_ May 28, 2008

Six Point Shocker

4 in the pink...2 in the stink. A shocker times two.

Originated, injected, and perfected by Dallas, Texas band Six Point Hollow.

Pamela Anderson: Can't wait til Ray gives me a Six Point Shocker backstage...

Angelina Jolie: Brad ain't got nothin' on G's nutz and his six point shocker.

Gisele Bundchen: First Mike gave me a honey burst spankin', then I got a six point shocker!! Six Point Holla bitchez!!

Adriana Lima: How 'bout giving me a stix point shocker, Wes?!?

by Beezulbub December 9, 2008

mega shocker

Its your standard SHOCKER with the thumb rounding over the clit! Oh yeah this one works!!!

Yeah, last night I was giving her the MEGA SHOCKER and now she say she's in love with the kid. So don't be a high school amatuer and use the shocker, real men use the mega-shocker!
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"

by MEGA-SHOCKER Rob July 9, 2009

St. Albans Snickers

The act of stuffing at least 3 snickers bars into a person ass, walking downtown, then having your "date" eat them out of you (see Green Mountain Mustache)

Dude, we did a St. Albans Snickers last night, we walked down Bank St then back again, you shoulda seen R and C's Green Mountain Mustache!

by Dorkus Vermontus October 16, 2008

self shocker

The solitary analogue to The Shocker.

Ennis: I pulled the Shocker last night.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.

by The Self Shocker December 18, 2008

Snacker Wednesday

When a group of 20+ people go to KFC every wednesday to order 3 or 4 snackers and have a good time. on the way back sodas and fries are ejected out of one or more car windows at multiple targets, such as marshall, freshman and many more.

Aye Bud Snacker Wednesday is in 24 Hours!!!

by J.C. niggee March 22, 2007