smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

smunge

Smunge is like something getting crunched up, but like softer, like how they make the cars today, they smunge up on impact rather than crunch up. It's basically any kind of soft impact.

I put the empty can of Mt. Dew under my foot and then smunged it into the ground.

by Onideus Mad Hatter June 4, 2007

Smudgens

A little bit or small amount

I have 6 skittles, you have 8 skittles. You have smudgens more skittles than I.

by mf34890n May 27, 2010

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

Studge Club

Studge Club:

A gay strip club where the strippers and clients are male and the clients can purchase fudge packing services from the male dancers usually in the VIP room but sometimes in the parking lot or bathroom.

Studge Club - combination and play on words.

Strip Club - Where people dance and take off their clothes for money.
Stud - A younger sexually attractive and active male.
Fudge (Packing Fudge) - Slang - Inserting a penis into an anus or having it done to you.

Guy1: Hey want to hit that new strip club tonight?

Guy2: You mean the studge club?

Guy1: Ya, I hear there's a lot of new guys there.

Guy2: I'm good, have fun.

Guy1: Come on, it'll be fun. There's a lot of fudge packing in the VIP room.

Guy2: That's just sick bro

by esslingen September 11, 2012

Oreo Sludge

Milky Oreo cookie crumbs that creates a muddy sludge. Usually found on teeth to create the Oreo Teeth effect or on the face.

You might want to brush your teeth. You have Oreo Sludge on them.

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

cock sludge

A slang term for semen

Yo, I blasted my cock sludge all over this ho's nose!

by Jack Scragglysack February 28, 2008