slackerocracy

A system of government, such as found in many fast food restaurants, where if one is NOT a slacker, one has no voice and is ostracized.

"My work-ethic and can-do attitude didn't fit in at the Waffle House slackerocracy, and they canned me for doing the right thing."

by Nimrod_Nation August 14, 2012

Slickers

Lacrosse boots, typically the classic Grange model

"A'yuht there are some wicked slickers you got there bud"

by paytonrotta May 13, 2017

shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .

When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker

by Davedale August 28, 2019

Slacker From the Boonies

disgusting weirdos

damnnnn you hangin with that Slacker From the Boonies ?

by stackinbands February 23, 2021

Slackerbagging

When you forget to bring your own bags to the store so you have to buy them.

“Where did you get all these bags?”
“I’ve been slackerbagging a LOT recently.”

by Travisaurus July 23, 2021

Shocker

I word used sarcastically by Helene a lot.

Landon: Wait, he got first?!
Helene: Ya, a real shocker.

by Fuel483slow October 5, 2022

slackerdrive

Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.

Julie: Where to next baby ?

De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?

by cut the cards December 27, 2022