snarf

A general utterance after saying something nerdy. A general expression of nerdiness.

Yeah, I installed the PCI card drivers but had to tweak the BIOS to get it to accept them. Snarf!

Captain Kirk was ten times better than Piccard! Snarf!

by sek-c August 26, 2004

Schnarf

Sniffing women's bicycle seats

"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"

"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)

by pleber May 13, 2006

Sharf

The act of soiling your pants while vomiting.

That meal was disgusting! I think I'm going to sharf!

by Travis Bagwell October 4, 2009

Snarf

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly

by The Greg June 22, 2004

snarf

To steal something, take something that doesn't belong to you, probably in a wholesale/ongoing and devious manner. Visualize a rat crossed with a vacuum cleaner.

The intention is to prevent the addresses from being snarfed up by automated web scanners for use by spammers. (GNU Mailman 2.1.8a mailing list software)

by Clytie April 16, 2006

shnaffle

To win or obtain something by an enormous amount of luck. Usually at someone elses expense

Oh my god i cant believe that you have just shnaffled me out of that!!!

by Chris Hughes April 7, 2004

snarf

Whilst sitting in a hot tub, the act of eating the bubbles produced by one's own, or someone else's fart as they reach the surface.

"I lit a huge bumble rumbler in the hot tub last night but Zean totally snarfed me before i could see what it smelled like"

by Bojiggle August 3, 2006