seeping

To lay on any horizontal surface stomach down with your head laying on the surface, on your knees, and your bottom hunched out in the air, whilst you proceed to relax the anal sphincter as to let air flow into the anus. You will then have obtained the feeling of a need to flatulate, and thusly you would expel air from your rectum as it "seeps" up.

I couldn't sleep last night, and after rolling around in several positions, I finally rolled into this one position where air somehow slipped into my anus and made me feel as if I had to pass gas. I call it "seeping". I repeated the process all night long. I never got to sleep.

by Naaaythan November 13, 2007

speeding

having sex whilst the female partner is having her time of the month. "Speeding thru a red light"

Boy: Lets get it on,
Girl: Can't, its my time of the month,
Boy: it's fine, we can go speeding!

by paul chan May 17, 2006

sheeding

the present participle form of the verb "to sheed."

this crazy bitch is yelling at me and i all i can do is stand there sheeding.

by Timmeh Jimmeh April 6, 2008

basically seeking thank you sabathney

Means that u wanna fuck her right in the pussy

I want to Basically seeking thank you sabathney after u fuck ur mom

by Therealslimshady6969 July 3, 2014

seeing double

Hallucination. Your vision shows a double image, one slightly off center from the other. Sometimes associated with illness or drug use.

Jake has a disease that affects his balance. Sometimes he has to sit down until he stops seeing double and the spinning goes away.

by Ryan Thompson June 16, 2004

Seeing red

Overdosing on Viagra turns your vision red. Not only are you hard, you are seeing red, permanently.

I took too much of the little blue pill and now I am seeing red all of the time.

by Notplayin October 5, 2018

Seefing

To discreetly work your way into a girl's pants.

Bill: Hey man, weren't you seefing?
Joe: Not anymore man, turns out she was 87.

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by ImArealNigga December 12, 2012