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Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.

Guy: hey what’re you up to?

Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?

Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.

Girl: oh cool.

Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*

by Elkrisreal December 5, 2017

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Ghost Scoping

What idiots call quick scoping

Person A: yo I have been practicing this new technique called ghost scoping
Person B: it’s called quick scoping you idiot

by CoDBoy6969 October 5, 2018

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Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.

OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.

by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019

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Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019

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