schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 20, 2010

Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize

Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals

by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023

Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.

The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined

by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025

bing schlong

bing schlong: A combination of cold butterfly pea tea, tonic water, lime juice, vodka, and orange liquor (32oz)

Damn bro! I drank some bing schlong last night and I cant stop shitting now!

My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!

by hadleyyy March 12, 2022

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011

Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018