Cointreau Slapper

An alcoholic drink. Fill a standard shot glass 3/4 full with Cointreau. Light on fire. Slap your hand down on the still-flaming shot glass (don't wait too long or the shot glass will overheat). Make sure to keep your hand flat, and center the shot glass in the middle of your palm. The glass will suction onto your palm. Raise the glass, show your friends, then slowly remove it from your hand and drink the shot. Even better if you can inhale the air as well.

We were drunk at Rich's party last night; we drank five Cointreau Slappers each.

by fijimike May 18, 2009

slit slapper

A person that gains pleasure in slapping womens slits.

Person 1 -"Oh shit, i just slapped your slit to fuckery."
Person 2 - "Slap it again, you gunt funting slit slapper"

by Goonman May 11, 2006

Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

by Forko January 14, 2007

warming up the altarboy's supper

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

by tbod February 25, 2008

cum swappers

two females engaging in sexual activity with one male and after male ejaculates in ones mouth she then transfers to the the others mouth

trisha and kristen nuzzum are cum swappers.

by im an animal February 12, 2006

slapper

1. A loose woman who is in need of being screwed back together. The usage implies that there is not the slightest doubt about the identity of this female.

2. A greeting for someone you really get on well with or, alternatively, whom you actively detest.

1. "Bob gave that slapper one" (The word THAT signifies the interlocutor's certain recognition)

2. "Hello you old slapper!" (The last word is emphasised)

by before we get to the tits! July 23, 2008

Turd Snapper

It's where you take a dump and then use your camera phone to take a picture of the dump and send it to friends. Usually with the title "check out my new camera phone".

Take dump, take picture of dump, send to friends, consider yourself a turd snapper.

by Sean Warren March 28, 2008