America's finest city.
Perfect weather all year round. Great beaches and a nice boardwalk. The girls in San Diego are bred from Barbie-molds, and are not released into public unless they pass the finest standards of female aesthetics.
Mexican food shops at every corner. Home of the divinely inspired California Burrito. A mega monstrosity of carne asada, cheesy, sour creamy, french friezy goodness.
Home of the San Diego Chargers and Padres. You can rag on them for not being the best teams but say all you want. When you live in San Diego where everyday is paradise you have better things to do than practice football.
San Diego is hilly and filled with large valleys. Because of this San Diego is divided into a bunch of "sub-cities" or neighborhoods that have each taken on their own cultural identity - Point Loma, Clairemont, OB, PB, State Area, Hillcrest (our mini San Francisco), Down Town and Mission Valley. The hills make it a bad place for mass-transit systems, and makes it difficult for anyone but natives to find their way around.
Home of 6 large military bases including Miramar where Top Gun was filmed. If you live in San Diego, you know atleast 12 marines/sailors. Maybe it's because of the military presence, but San Diego is a red-city (Republican).
We're capitalist hippies in it's purest form. We drink, we smoke, we chill, we surf, but we love money. We wear flip-flops everywhere, even weddings. Flip flops are appropriate funeral attire so long as they are black.
Perfect weather all year round. Great beaches and a nice boardwalk. The girls in San Diego are bred from Barbie-molds, and are not released into public unless they pass the finest standards of female aesthetics.
Mexican food shops at every corner. Home of the divinely inspired California Burrito. A mega monstrosity of carne asada, cheesy, sour creamy, french friezy goodness.
Home of the San Diego Chargers and Padres. You can rag on them for not being the best teams but say all you want. When you live in San Diego where everyday is paradise you have better things to do than practice football.
San Diego is hilly and filled with large valleys. Because of this San Diego is divided into a bunch of "sub-cities" or neighborhoods that have each taken on their own cultural identity - Point Loma, Clairemont, OB, PB, State Area, Hillcrest (our mini San Francisco), Down Town and Mission Valley. The hills make it a bad place for mass-transit systems, and makes it difficult for anyone but natives to find their way around.
Home of 6 large military bases including Miramar where Top Gun was filmed. If you live in San Diego, you know atleast 12 marines/sailors. Maybe it's because of the military presence, but San Diego is a red-city (Republican).
We're capitalist hippies in it's purest form. We drink, we smoke, we chill, we surf, but we love money. We wear flip-flops everywhere, even weddings. Flip flops are appropriate funeral attire so long as they are black.
I died and went to San Diego, but they were full, so I settled for heaven instead.
The San Diego Chargers would make it to the Super Bowl if they didn't spend all their time at the beach instead of practicing.
I went to San Diego and had the best California Burrito anyone has ever had, and saw the hottest girls, and experienced the best weather.
The San Diego Chargers would make it to the Super Bowl if they didn't spend all their time at the beach instead of practicing.
I went to San Diego and had the best California Burrito anyone has ever had, and saw the hottest girls, and experienced the best weather.
by SaintofSanDiego February 1, 2010
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Great place to visit, even better place to live.
Great place to visit, even better place to live.
by Mark Grado April 7, 2005
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Founded in San Diego in the early 90's, this truly is the 'Good Morning Vietnam!' of wanks. When one seeks to relieve one's self by striping bollock naked at a full length hotel window and masturbating aggressively, allowing the whole world to see your unrelenting cum face. The individual must place their right hand flat against the window, with back arched in the most perverse way without comprising the ability to apply sufficient vinegar strokes. On ejaculation, the participant must uncontrollably spray their manhood all over the transparent pane for the welcoming world to see.
Fuck me Eric, I just walked in on Hugh Jackman throwing out a San Diego Wank! You should av seen the look in his eyes - he looked like he wanted to Wolverine someone!
No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.
No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.
by Truckie Leighton July 8, 2010
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"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."
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Get the San Francisco Sandals mug.After having vaginal intercourse, removing the ejaculate filled condom and slapping her in the face with the condom.
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