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San Diego 

America's finest city.

Perfect weather all year round. Great beaches and a nice boardwalk. The girls in San Diego are bred from Barbie-molds, and are not released into public unless they pass the finest standards of female aesthetics.

Mexican food shops at every corner. Home of the divinely inspired California Burrito. A mega monstrosity of carne asada, cheesy, sour creamy, french friezy goodness.

Home of the San Diego Chargers and Padres. You can rag on them for not being the best teams but say all you want. When you live in San Diego where everyday is paradise you have better things to do than practice football.

San Diego is hilly and filled with large valleys. Because of this San Diego is divided into a bunch of "sub-cities" or neighborhoods that have each taken on their own cultural identity - Point Loma, Clairemont, OB, PB, State Area, Hillcrest (our mini San Francisco), Down Town and Mission Valley. The hills make it a bad place for mass-transit systems, and makes it difficult for anyone but natives to find their way around.

Home of 6 large military bases including Miramar where Top Gun was filmed. If you live in San Diego, you know atleast 12 marines/sailors. Maybe it's because of the military presence, but San Diego is a red-city (Republican).

We're capitalist hippies in it's purest form. We drink, we smoke, we chill, we surf, but we love money. We wear flip-flops everywhere, even weddings. Flip flops are appropriate funeral attire so long as they are black.
I died and went to San Diego, but they were full, so I settled for heaven instead.

The San Diego Chargers would make it to the Super Bowl if they didn't spend all their time at the beach instead of practicing.

I went to San Diego and had the best California Burrito anyone has ever had, and saw the hottest girls, and experienced the best weather.
San Diego by SaintofSanDiego February 1, 2010
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San Antonio 

9th biggest city in the U.S and growing. Located in southern TEXAS and is one of the most beautiful places in the United States. Very very humid but still worth putting up with. Known as SA-Town to the locals.
Great place to visit, even better place to live.
San Antonio by Mark Grado April 7, 2005
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San Diego Wank 

Founded in San Diego in the early 90's, this truly is the 'Good Morning Vietnam!' of wanks. When one seeks to relieve one's self by striping bollock naked at a full length hotel window and masturbating aggressively, allowing the whole world to see your unrelenting cum face. The individual must place their right hand flat against the window, with back arched in the most perverse way without comprising the ability to apply sufficient vinegar strokes. On ejaculation, the participant must uncontrollably spray their manhood all over the transparent pane for the welcoming world to see.
Fuck me Eric, I just walked in on Hugh Jackman throwing out a San Diego Wank! You should av seen the look in his eyes - he looked like he wanted to Wolverine someone!

No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.

San Andreas Fault Line 

The San Andreas Fault Line is a sexual maneuver where a male spreads his partner's buttcheeks and proceeds to defecate in his partner's spread buttcrack. Once he has finished, he then presses his partners's buttcheeks together. He then proceeds to shake his partner's butt in any way he can, which can include but is not limited to shaking or slapping. While he is doing this, he is screaming "EARTHQUAKE". After he is finished, he calculates how much feces escaped the buttcrack during the earthquake and gives it a rating on the Richter Scale.
"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."

San Francisco Sandals

San Francisco sandals is slang for knee pads.
Clifton made Hammetter put his San Francisco Sandals on before he sucked Cliftons dick.
San Francisco Sandals by lcaf October 1, 2006

San Antonio Slap 

After having vaginal intercourse, removing the ejaculate filled condom and slapping her in the face with the condom.
Man I gave her a San Antonio slap right in the eye after I tore her up.
San Antonio Slap by CPR1 April 13, 2008

San clemente 

A small beach town where many underage kids decide to abuse marajuana, alcohol, xanax, and even sometimes coke. Ya ik, we get lit. We've the hoeiest hoes & the broiest bros. We also roll a lot of backwoods "HELL FUCKING YEAH BROTHER, ESKETITTT, SEND ITTTT"
Damn bro lets go to San Clemente & ride dirt bikes & drink beer at t.