ring ting

The burning of your asshole, after or during defecating. The regret of eating spicy food.

Damn, Frank! Those buffalo wings gave me ring ting.

by Pyrotosis January 17, 2017

Filth Ring

The dirty brown area surrounding an asshole.

You're a filth ring.

by somewhatstock March 16, 2012

Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

by stepbanter August 20, 2014

Ring Cheese

The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.

Her ring cheese was so thick I sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018

Ring Cray

When your subway (metro, underground) cart goes above ground after being underground for over an hour, and everybody's phones start beeping and ringing due to the sudden exposure to cell phone reception.

Person One: We were stuck in the subway for two hours... then the train went above ground and everyone's phones started beeping. It was such a ring cray!

by juliedreams April 20, 2013

Ring-faced

An expression of utter shock and disgust that leaves you looking like a victim from "The Ring" movies; usually from seeing or reading something really f'ed up. Sometimes caused by Shock Videos or UD definitions.

Bob was ring-faced after I forced him to watch bloody grandma porn. I thought is was funny but he hasn't been returning my phone calls.

by Rm327 April 23, 2010

stinky ring

Butthole.

Oh my god! I just farted out of my stinky ring.
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Look guys! I can lick my own stinky ring!
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"My stinky ring, that's a quarter" -21 Savage

by Stinky Ring December 10, 2016