A group of 2-4 guys separately jack-off into a cup, then mix it all together, and put it in a turkey baster. It is then put into a consenting girl's vagina and dispensed. The guy's semen that makes its way to the egg the fastest and impregnates the girl, wins (to be determined with DNA tests). The loser(s) has to raise the winner's child. If there are 3 or 4 total "racers", the left over losers have to raise the child in turns (a schedule is created at the preference of the losers, like who gets the kid on certain weeks). When the kid turns 15, the losers have to do rock, paper scissors, and the loser of that has to tell the kid the magical story of how he was born...LET THE AMAZING RACE BEGIN!!!
My buddy thought he was more of a man than me, so I challenged him to The Amazing Race...he lost, hahaha, what a bitch
by little vito October 29, 2010
Get the The Amazing Race mug.Master Race is a term usually associated with PC Gamers who believe that PC is superior for gaming next to consoles. They are correct of course, as budget builds easily over perform consoles for the same price. Unfortunately for the Master Race many of them are overly defensive of PC and will insult console users, calling them peasants and trying to convince them to "ascend". Sadly most console gamers think Gaming PCs cost 1000s and are useless since "the human eye can only see 30 fps" ironically consoles don't reach 30 fps often.
Fucking Master Race think that a fucking PC is better than my XBox One, since all PCs are overpriced and $3000+ XBox and PlayStation are always better
by Useless Trash April 12, 2017
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by Uhhhhhh6626 January 3, 2018
Get the the race mug.it is the right term 2 describe someone of who is a mixture of two race (also known as mixed or biracial). mixed race people are you usually thought of as half black & white, but there are all sorts of mixes out there. such as half white & asian, half white & hispanic, half black & asian or half black & whute european e.t.c.
mixed people do often go through a different experience than that of someone who is of one race, because they can get hate. but are just the same as everyone else. they are often attractive or seen as a taboo, because the world usually sees people in boxes such as black,asian or white.
there is no defenite way of how they look, but examples of mixed black & white celebs are:
halle berry, alicia keys, vin diesel, mariah carey, shemar moore, craig david, mel b, ice-t, lenny kravitz, faith evans, joe budden, charli baltimore e.t.c
then you have all sorts of other mixes such as keanu reeves is half white & asian & jessica alba is half white & mexican.
mixed people do often go through a different experience than that of someone who is of one race, because they can get hate. but are just the same as everyone else. they are often attractive or seen as a taboo, because the world usually sees people in boxes such as black,asian or white.
there is no defenite way of how they look, but examples of mixed black & white celebs are:
halle berry, alicia keys, vin diesel, mariah carey, shemar moore, craig david, mel b, ice-t, lenny kravitz, faith evans, joe budden, charli baltimore e.t.c
then you have all sorts of other mixes such as keanu reeves is half white & asian & jessica alba is half white & mexican.
by anonymous October 20, 2004
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Some Johnno/Deano who owns a shitty Nova, Corsa, Fiesta, Escort, Clio (the list goes on) or anything remotely shite and whacks aload of shitty max power freebie stickers (without actually owning any of the makes), driving like a cunt and generally being a tit end.
Not to be confused with a Modder or Tuner which actually put in the time and money to increase performance from their car substantialy and partipate in real, legal events.
Some Johnno/Deano who owns a shitty Nova, Corsa, Fiesta, Escort, Clio (the list goes on) or anything remotely shite and whacks aload of shitty max power freebie stickers (without actually owning any of the makes), driving like a cunt and generally being a tit end.
Not to be confused with a Modder or Tuner which actually put in the time and money to increase performance from their car substantialy and partipate in real, legal events.
Awww, did you see simmo in his sorted Nova last week? He put his new HKS and Blitz decals on his door, they look immense!
(Of course HKS and Blitz are a JAP tuning brand and you wont find them in a dirty lil Nova)
(Of course HKS and Blitz are a JAP tuning brand and you wont find them in a dirty lil Nova)
by maddatta November 20, 2004
Get the boy racer mug.1. Sarcastic racism. Using racism to be ironic.
2. A way to get away with being really racist by passing it off as being tongue in cheek.
See: Sarah Silverman, Wonder Showzen.
Spelling variations: Racasm, raccasm, and sarcism are all acceptable variations, but racecasm is widely accepted as the most common spelling because it leaves the least confusion as to what the term is implying as well as how it should be pronounced.
2. A way to get away with being really racist by passing it off as being tongue in cheek.
See: Sarah Silverman, Wonder Showzen.
Spelling variations: Racasm, raccasm, and sarcism are all acceptable variations, but racecasm is widely accepted as the most common spelling because it leaves the least confusion as to what the term is implying as well as how it should be pronounced.
1. JOKER: My black friend's birthday is coming up.
POLITICALLY CORRECT INDIVIDUAL (PCI): Oh? How nice.
JOKER: Yes. I'm not sure what to get him, but I've narrowed it down to a bucket of fried chicken, a carton of menthols, a watermelon, a year's supply of Kool-Aid, a copy of Big Ass Monthly, some chronic, or the same brand of watch that he already stole from me.
PCI (noticeably uncomfortable): Um...
JOKER: Relax, bro! I'm not serious. I'm just using racecasm!
PCI: What does this have to do with a marathon held annually in the Grand Canyon?
2. SUBSTANDARD COMEDIAN: Look, there's a nigger!
WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: Oh, my God!
SUBSTANDARD COMEDIAN (later that evening making a televised apology): I was trying to go for shock humor. I'm afraid it was a misguided attempt at racecasm.
POLITICALLY CORRECT INDIVIDUAL (PCI): Oh? How nice.
JOKER: Yes. I'm not sure what to get him, but I've narrowed it down to a bucket of fried chicken, a carton of menthols, a watermelon, a year's supply of Kool-Aid, a copy of Big Ass Monthly, some chronic, or the same brand of watch that he already stole from me.
PCI (noticeably uncomfortable): Um...
JOKER: Relax, bro! I'm not serious. I'm just using racecasm!
PCI: What does this have to do with a marathon held annually in the Grand Canyon?
2. SUBSTANDARD COMEDIAN: Look, there's a nigger!
WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: Oh, my God!
SUBSTANDARD COMEDIAN (later that evening making a televised apology): I was trying to go for shock humor. I'm afraid it was a misguided attempt at racecasm.
by Joe with the face March 13, 2007
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by S. P. Murphy July 23, 2008
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