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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.
Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF
by SDC 101 December 6, 2022
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Putinizer

Putinizer

A person or entity that attempts to overtake a neighbouring country that does not belong to them through use of force.
That Putinizer invaded Ukraine, Georgia and Belarus.
by Drzlom April 25, 2022
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Putine

A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word
"She is a putine!" (a mini putine)
"Yeah that girl, she is a mini pute)
by Vaginal genious March 29, 2015
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Putin-influencer

A deeply jealous person who harbours deep seated resentment or suspicion towards those on the other side of the grass.

An unvaccinated person whose entire platform is tribal, ethnic & gender division... Geez no wonder they think men & women are 2 different species.
Putin-influencer Jenn: "all men are dogs", "we're into bad boys".
by Andres Ruiz1 March 31, 2022
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Putin

Sitting at the end of a very long table talking to someone sitting at the other end, usually with candelabra in the middle.
I saw you at a restaurant the other day doing a Putin.
by Finknottle's Newt March 16, 2022
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putin on

Just "putin on" or" Put'n on"(as in putting on a show) is when a child cry's or perhaps a somewhat spoiled child cry's only to get his or her way from a parent, otherwise nothing really wrong and is mostly ignored by the parent, as oppose to a piercing cry that makes you drop everything you are doing.
She don't want nothing or ain't nothing wrong with her, she's just putin on whining.
by J-Lluv February 18, 2018
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ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.
by gnostic3 January 20, 2020
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