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Putin

Dumb Bitch who wont get of his lame ass and fight ukraine himself
Putin a dum whore bitch sucker who cant do something an purely laughs whilst people die out there
by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022
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Putin

An extremely hot ,violent and almost savage bowel movement that results in short term discomfort , but ultimately memories that will last a life time.
Ouch, I just dropped a Putin, damn that curry was hot!!
by starefactor March 1, 2022
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Putin

An adjective to describe someone or someone's actions when the someone is compensating having the world's smallest penis by doing ridiculous, hurtful things like invading another country.
You hear about Chad pushing that girl around? What a Putin.
by TofuPetteri March 1, 2022
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Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.
by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022
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Putinized

It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye
Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"
by Anonymous putinizer August 18, 2022
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Putin pal

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin
CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.
by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;

They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;

Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;

A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.

P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
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