Procrastibation

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

Procrastination

Why are you looking up this definition? You're obviously doing this right now... I can see that your work is not done and you need to chop chop my good man! Yeah you! NO! DON'T TYPE IN ANOTHER WORD UP THERE! DO YOUR WORK!!!

-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- I'm procrastinating right now actually. English class sucks (procrastination)

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 27, 2017

procrastimotivation

The reason for people's actions, desires or needs when it comes to wasting time and putting off responsibilities.

I was going to start filing my taxes, but these old Harambe memes are a very welcome source of procrastimotivation.

by Pretentious Yogi May 2, 2018

procrastinating

to delay or postpone doing something, waiting until later do do an action

Plasma November 22nd at 7:25 PM
"I'll play tomorrow 100% ok"

Plasma November 23rd at 4:40
"not rn"

Plasma is procrastinating playing Terraria with his friend Daniel

by notnotDaniel November 25, 2018

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

Procrastinating

A Kashvi

“Damn that girl is procrastinating... She’s pulling a Kashvi!”

by Ur mom is me but I’m a man January 30, 2020

Procrastinating

A Kashvi

“Damn that girl is procrastinating.. she’s pulling a Kashvi!

by Ur mom is me but I’m a man January 30, 2020