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poodini

noun; used to describe a female who has displayed the rare phenomena of haveing poo magicaly appear inside her primary sexual orifice.
"dude i swear that bitch had poo in her giner! what is she, some kind of poodidni?"
by living proof December 12, 2003
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pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.
We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.
by JohnnieB January 6, 2006
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pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.
by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005
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Polling the electorate

When Bobby asked Sam where Dean was, Sam responded by saying "He's Polling the electorate"
by APassAtChuckBass February 11, 2009
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polinantiate

the verb form of polinanandy.
1. to shop around for women.
2. to enjoy the company of multiple women.
3. to find a new mate when the old one gets boring.
4. to enjoy a wide variety of snacks.
5. to avoid responsibility.
6. to date a friend's loved one.

Background: this term originated from the initial term "pulling an Andy". In greek mythology, a hero named Andy dated Hera's sister, and fought Hera to her bitter death just to stay with Hera's sister. Once Hera was defeated, he dumped Hera's sister, and dated Zeus' daughter. And from that point on, polandy became a widely used term to describe such incidences. polinantiate and polinanandy are derived from the root word polandy.
1. don't polinantiate me. she's mine.
2. don't polinantiate me. that's my sister.
3. don't polinantiate me. that's my wife.
4. don't polinantiate me. those are my favourite foods.
5. don't polinantiate me. i've had enough bad luck for today.
6. don't polinantiate my rectum. i'm not gay.
by andy french December 18, 2004
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Poonin

Poonin is very wet, sloppy, down right wicked crazy four wheelin. The best place (some claim the only place) to do or experience poonin is in a little paradise widely known as BT. BT is located in western PA, just east of Pittsburgh. The proper way to engage in poonin is get mildly intoxicated, grab your best girl, your truck and hit the trails. You MUST not hold anything back, this part is extremely important to get full effect. You can go poonin any day of the week, any hour of the day, and even on holidays!

*not recommended to go poonin alone...use the buddy system
Round up the crew...we're hittin up the Hotel and goin Poonin!!!
by Half Twisted December 11, 2010
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Pooking

Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation
Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him
by @christianchur66 June 14, 2017
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