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Pooper

The way a cockney describes a female bottom hole
In a cockney voice - Cor blimey Guv last night I did the Mrs in the pooper right tight un
by Steg Wilks February 25, 2011
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pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.
Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.
by dragyn611 April 15, 2008
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poopersnatcher

Definition: A rather impossible, annoying, rude, or just down right idiotic person.

Background: Created by two sisters.
"He's being a poopersnatcher today."
by Rachel Collins November 3, 2004
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Pooper blooper

You aim for her vagina, but accidentally sticks your penis in her pooper.

Some scholars argue that Pooper Bloopers are a form of Surprise Buttsecks, however this definition has yet to be acceptet by the American Anal Association (AAA)
Girl: thats right baby, give it to me
Man: fo shizzle bitch
Girl: go for it
*sound of penis entering colon*
Girl and Man: hahaha, that sure was a pooper blooper!

Audience: hahahaha
by rick james has a new email March 22, 2010
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Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.
1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!
by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011
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Cum Pooper

One who poops cum. The after effects of butt sex. Cum poopers, well, do just that, poop cum Aka White Diahrea or A vanilla and chocolate twist.
The catcher in the sexual indever becomes the cum pooper after all is said and done.
by Compooper June 9, 2009
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poofer

When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.

Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."

"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007
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