Captain Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.

Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008

ass phlegm

The difficult to clean out mixture of semen, feces, and lubricant remaining in one's rectum after anal sex that stays even after multiple bowel movements. May be expunged with an enema or further bowel movements.

Noun:

1. God damn, Cody, this ass phlegm just don't stop. I think I need a bong-water enema.

2. Man, this button lighter is pure ass phlegm compared to my trusty Bics that my shithead friends keep pocketing.

Exclaimation:

1. Fucking ass phlegm! I just dropped my bong filter down the sink!

by ukohaK May 15, 2014

Phleeb

A dorky, nerdy, computer guru type person. A serious loner with borderline personality. One who keeps to himself. A looser.

Put a call into the Phleebs and have them fix this damn computer.

My friend told me the new guy is a Phleeb and to watch out for him.

by Steven Fry April 9, 2008

Phoebe

-Absolutely gorgeous just beautiful.
-Loved LOADS by Nathalia.
- A bit too skinny, usually cummed over.

-Good sense of fashion.
-Fucking hot as.

Wow whos everyone masturbation over?

ah, u shithole phoebe. of course.

by nathhhhyy June 18, 2009

phlegm cutter

The first alcoholic drink of the day. I think it's originally Australian.

Fancy a phlegm cutter, Bruce?

by Mikie J June 26, 2004

Phoebe

A girl who has crazy obsessions when it comes to guys in bands. Particualy when it comes to Jared Followill, Alex Turner or Fab Moretti

Woah. You have a real Phoebe with that guy!

by Xanzi December 15, 2008

phoebe

phoebe is a girl who is most likely to have brown hair and blue eyes. she is quite a character but she has bitch written on her for head. and also tends to hit people quite a lot. but she is a very open girl who will let anyone in to her life.

phoebe kind very loving but bad when she wants to be

by missy.lanning May 10, 2018