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A dorky, nerdy, computer guru type person. A serious loner with borderline personality. One who keeps to himself. A looser.
Put a call into the Phleebs and have them fix this damn computer.

My friend told me the new guy is a Phleeb and to watch out for him.
Phleeb by Steven Fry April 9, 2008
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Phlebotinum 

A versatile substance that may be applied to anything in order to cause an effect needed by a plot.
Kryptonite is considered a phlebotinum device as it is invariably used to paralyze Superman in DCU comic plots.
Phlebotinum by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018
Related Words
The circumference of one's asshole.

Often misspelled as "phleefasa."
Jane: "Hey, Chochface, how many oranges can you fit in your anus?"
Jon: "I don't know. I have to measure my phleefaza."
Phleefaza by TrekBoyz March 28, 2009

phleebes 

1.(noun) A fond expression for the name Phil or Phillip.

2. (adj) The state of being extremely, unequivocally nerdy. Phleebes are also known to break expensive laboratory equipment.
"yo phleebes, heard you got so excited about making silver nano-wires that you broke the 1.3 million dollar scanning-tunneling microscope."
phleebes by smavis January 23, 2008
"Pheeb" is a sound made before asking for a boiled egg.
Origin : "Guest House Paridiso"
This sound can also be used to replace **** so ****in' becomes pheebin' in moments of great anger/happiness/confusion.
pheebin by ~DSF~ October 6, 2004
a minion, level entry position, slave
I'm a worker pleeb, student pleeb, temp. pleeb
Pleeb by Plastik July 23, 2004

phlebotinum 

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. S7: E9 - A word Jemma Simmons made up many times within a time loop, Daisy Johnson kept telling Simmons to make a word up in order to prove to her that she had heard the word before.
Simmons: is there any proof to this time loop thing?
Daisy: Make up a fake word.
*pause*
Simmons and Daisy: Phlebotinum.
Simmons: Alright, let’s go.
phlebotinum by TheMovieTVNerd November 5, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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