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Jake Phelps

Jake Phelps is an absolute legend in skateboard history (1962-2019) and was the editor in chief of Thrasher magazine and also picked the skater of the year every year before he passed away. Jake is known for his love and passion for skateboarding and being 100% skater with no kids or wife, just skating and being 100% committed on a board whether he made it or not. "If skateboarding ever gets too scary for you then you were never meant to skate in the first place". There is so much more to say about this man but ill be wasting time. Go fucking skate!!!! Hell Ride
Skater 1: this dude gnarly who the fuck is he?
Skater 2: he's the legendary Jake Phelps, editor for Thrasher.
Skater 1: he's gnaaaaarrrrly dude, he makes me want to go skate Burnside
by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE August 7, 2019
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Getting my Phelps on

A slightly discreeter way of saying to smoke from a large, classy bong, such as Michael Phelps.
*knock Knock
"what are you guys up to in there?"
"Getting my Phelps on. go away."
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pheddy

A word to that is a substitute for "Tight" or "Freaking Awesome." Used as slang in descriptions such as, "We pheddy," instead of "We're hella awesome."
That dance move was pheddy.
by Jason_mmpr December 8, 2007
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phelps-style

Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.
Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?

Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.
by Tedro357 February 26, 2009
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phemy

Short for blasphemy. Often used to describe a bad and irrational comment regarding an epic song/album/movie/singer/actor/band/entertainer etc.
Tom: "Al Pacino got a nomination for a Razzie Awards this year"
Mike: "WTF? That is the biggest phemy ever!!!"
by WickedMir February 8, 2009
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Phelpt

Verb (past tense)

Definition: To have been confident that you would win a competition, due to holding a large lead over the opponent who was in 2nd place behind you, only to lose at the last moment, in a manner which would need to have been viewed with one's own eyes to be believed.
DeAndre placed his hands on Karronda's hips, and began to thrust his pelvis towards her nether regions, in an attempt to fornicate in a canine manner, but shockingly, mere fractions of a second before contact could be made, another man "phelpt" DeAndre, shoving him to the ground at the very last moment, taking Karronda for himself.

"You have been Phelpt, DeAndre!" exclaimed the surprise victor, who won Karronda over with only moments to spare, to DeAndre's great surprise.
by bfactor August 1, 2009
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Phelps Sperm

Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.
Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."

Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.
by x-hotsauce-x December 17, 2010
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