phacuity

noun: blatant disregard for the thoughts, opinions and feelings of others; particularly those with whom you disagree.

There was no real republican criticism of the phacuity the vice president demonstrated on the Senate floor.

by kfm January 27, 2005

Phantom Friend

Noun: A friend who is always there when they need something but never around when you need them, like a ghost.

Josh: So Kayla texted me at 4 am to let her into the building so some random guy could bang her. Yet when I asked her earlier in the day to look at her class notes she was "unavailable."
Matt: Wow, she is such a Phantom Friend.

by BoatzNHoez April 12, 2010

shithouse phantom

A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.

His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.

Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!

Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?

Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?

Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.

by Mighty B October 27, 2006

vomit pact

When you swear to never eat a certain thing again. You induce vomiting of the last ingested food, and therefore create a pact with yourself to never eat it again.

After going out last night and finishing off with Del Taco in the morning. The service and food was so bad, I forced myself into a vomit pact afterwards. Now I have to tell my friends I will never eat Del Taco from Grand or McCausland in STL ever again.

by Triple S TreadLife June 13, 2008

Phantom Menace

Refers to a man with a boner walking or standing behind people while poking at them with his erect penis.

Damn! I just got Phantom Menaced!

by Pee in the park June 7, 2005

phantom piss

Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.

Thats the fourth phantom piss this morning. Wish I could squeeze out a piss and be done.

by nameisalwaystaken November 9, 2006

phantom jam

A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.

The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008