Perturbed

To sneeze, fart, and cum at the same time..

The wife talked so much her husband got perturbed.

by Woody5469 April 26, 2025

Pertwanger

A springy doorstop placed to prevent you from damaging the adjacent wall with the door handle.

Quit flicking the pertwanger like you're a bored 4 year old.

by Cargonaut April 30, 2025

Perta

Smelly fart

I made perta

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 10, 2025

pertarded

The unique emotional state in which a person of questionable intelligence becomes visibly irritated by the equally questionable intelligence of others

After explaining the same thing five times to his supervisee, Shane slammed his computer shut and muttered, "I swear, I’m surrounded by idiots," becoming fully pertarded as he conveniently forgot that he had spent the past three days struggling to log into his own work software.

by Nincom_p July 10, 2025

Pertubulous

When someone looks awful with less hair

"Dang, Nikki looks so pertubulous right now..."

by NikkiShrimp July 27, 2025

Pertentially

pertentially
(adv.)
1. When something might possibly happen by random chance, but also feels kinda likely.
• A cursed hybrid of perchance and potentially.
• Used when you’re too lazy (or too chaotic) to pick just one.

• “I’ll pertentially show up to the party if my vibe check passes.”
• “That text was pertentially about you, but who really knows.”

by yurpz September 7, 2025

Pertty

Badass, good at it...

Someone is pertty good at writing music

by Cat Frazier September 10, 2025