pendejete

A portmanteau of pendejo (idiot) and ojete (ass hole) to mean stupid ass.

Exclaimed from car window: "¡pendejete!"
Used as a noun : Ése es el pendejete.

by threeLeftFeet February 1, 2019

Pendulaphobic

the fear of wind chimes

“hey guys, did you hear that kid Kyle is afraid of wind chimes”

“yeah dude he’s pendulaphobic”

by JDB18 March 19, 2020

Pendejo

Mexican (probably Spanish) slang
Word used for describing a person who is so dumb or is slow at understanding something basic

Michael:My dog died from cancer
Brian:how do you die from cancer
Michael: Cancer is deadly you fucken pendejo

Brian: oh yeah I forgot
Michael in his head: I’m fucken tired of Brian’s bullshit

by Pelican eating sugar October 10, 2020

pendustan

A group or cluster of people (may also be a place) who support a washed out goat pretender Pendu also known as Penaldo or Pen Merchant. A typical Pendustan complains about everything from media to FIFA to other teammates sometimes even the eternal GOAT, Lionel Messi. One never knows or understands what Pendustans are saying. Their reasoning capacity is generally equivalent to that of a four year old. They can get very aggressive, provocative and vulgar due to their limited logic and reasoning capabilities. They should therefore be approached with extreme caution during debates. They often lose sight of the debate and start targeting the opponent personally. They are also generally angry and highly confrontations with little regard for other peoples feelings. Often they hide behind fake social media profiles as they are scared to air their views directly.

Innocent Fan 1: Messi really dazzled during the World Cup.

Pendustan : brbbrbbr …Pendu was goat. He has achieved a lot . He has 200 million. You don’t have it. You are jealous. You have no right to support anyone else. Only my views are important…khhh KH brbr fff bb siuuu!

by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

Meat pendulum

A wayward piece of skin that hangs an flaps from the top of a woman's pussy. This skin looks like it has no business being there. If encountered proceed carefully if handled tongs should be used

As I went down on my new girls pussy I noticed a long piece of skin hanging from her cunt. I thought to myself maybey I should push it to the side before someone gets hurt here. I've got a real meat pendulum.

by Tissue tommy September 10, 2011

Morgan Pendleton

When a mor mor and a nicky are married a Morgan Pendleton is created. She is known for her multiple orgasm capacity or morgasm which is about 5 per minute, impressive but short. She has a manly personality mainly because her boyfriends are generally pussies but nice people.

Look that girl is a Morgan Pendleton, that must mean that guy is a pussy.

by Pseudopodia11457 December 24, 2012

The Pendulum

When your balls dangle so far you can swing them backwards and forwards like a grandfathers clock pendulum. This allows you to smack a girl in their face with your balls repeatedly.

"Dude I was smacking my balls in Mia's face last night"

"Alan, you did the pendulum?"

by Anal_Fister January 12, 2015