Jesus Patrol

A group of government agents who are in search for Jesus, with the aid of the sex detector gun.

The Jesus Patrol has yet to find the Jesus.

by Murderous Joe December 11, 2003

Patootie Tang

1) A wide set vagina
2) Smelly vaginal area

Kistyn: That was an awesome concert Paige! I be sweatin.
Paige: Damn Kristyn your patootie tang got some stank on it!

by Laurion April 21, 2007

Patoosy

1. A loose pussy.
2. A close friend.
3. A groop of close friends; (Patoosies)

"After all the guys she's fucked, I be she has a patoosy."

"Wuttup tain wicha lil patoosy?"
(What up then with your little loose pussy, bro?"

"What chall lil patoosies doin tonight?"
(What are you all guys doing tonight?"

by Nikizzle May 13, 2005

Patrolkin

When a police officer takes a dump in his patrol car while getting a blowjob.

That cop just got a patrolkin after he arrested that hooker on the corner.

by SpankyBranch August 6, 2009

pathological burger flipper

Originating from"burger" meaning "lie" or "fib" and "burger flipper" meaning "liar", a pahological burger flipper is someone who constantly tells lies when there is no reason to do so. This person is predisposed from birth to flip burgers.

Bro I had 38 beers last night." "Dude no you didn't. You're a pathological burger flipper

by abowse November 29, 2011

Troll Patrol

(secondary definition)

Abuse staff, administrators, moderators, GMs, curators, or others who have banning power on online communities or users who report trolls on such communities to them.

Sometimes refers to all ownership or longtime participants on small communities, or to "abuse" or "community management" personnel on larger sites.

Don't bother reasoning with someone named HitlersSweetie, just report it and let the troll patrol handle it.

by crybabycry May 14, 2011

Potty Patrol

When at a club a group of women go into the bathroom together. Making sure all are safe from drunk men.

A woman walking to the bathroom alone and is approached by a drunk man the "Potty Patrol" has your back...No one goes to the bathroom alone.

by DiscoDuckie August 1, 2011