Brain Dialysis

Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.

My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020

finals brain

it happens during the end of the semester when you're studying for finals and say stupid shit

I'm gonna need some powerbull to get through the night... I mean red bull. Sorry, finals brain.

by ultimatefailure April 27, 2017

Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.

"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"

by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013

brain girl

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.

“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”

by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020

Cocaine Brain

When you try to concentrate or perform a task but are unable to because you have too many thoughts racing inside your head

I was trying to get that report done, but I just got to much going on in my head. I guess I just have a classic case of cocaine brain.

by LlamaEatsGiraffe January 14, 2010

brain-coffee

A term describing the situation when endorphins are released by the body. In other words a natural high. Popularized by the Chinese dvd release of "Grappler Baki."

Did you see when he wiped out on his bicycle?

Yea, but despite the injuries he got up and finished the race, must have been the brain-coffee.

by ta0paipai January 15, 2010