A person who looks like the majority of women from Montana. This stems from the fact that the instant you cross over the border into montana, the attractiveness of the female population instantly decreases. Therefore, someone who is a ten in Montana is a five in other states. Or a three. Probably a one.
Broseph: "Hey, dude, did you go out with that chick you met on eHarmony?"
Brohommed: "Yeah, but her profile pic was fake, she was a total Montana Ten."
Broseph: "Lol! Are you going to see her again?"
Brohommed: "F**k that, I'm not going to even talk to her"
Brohommed: "Yeah, but her profile pic was fake, she was a total Montana Ten."
Broseph: "Lol! Are you going to see her again?"
Brohommed: "F**k that, I'm not going to even talk to her"
by Crims0nSamurai August 06, 2011
A single and prospectively dating person who meets the following qualifications:
-Attractive
-No children
-Never married
-Sane
-Employed
The uncommon nature of a person meeting all of these conditions (especially in Texas) makes them more attractive than they actually are.
-Attractive
-No children
-Never married
-Sane
-Employed
The uncommon nature of a person meeting all of these conditions (especially in Texas) makes them more attractive than they actually are.
Person A: Did you see who I was talking to online?
Person B: Yeah... I mean, cool?
Person A: No kids, never married... they’re a Texas Ten.
Person B: Yeah... I mean, cool?
Person A: No kids, never married... they’re a Texas Ten.
by bigtexasrob April 26, 2019
The act of flatuating consistantly for ten seconds whilst producing a constant sound resembling that of bass.
As PJ asked Stacey to the movies, he panicked; the ensuing ten flat ruined what remaining chances he had to date Stacey that night.
by deathsythe22 March 13, 2009
A person who, if you were in a regular urban setting, would be about a six or a seven, but if you were in antarctica and there was no one else around then they would be a ten
by meestersqueakywheeskers December 27, 2009
Term used by men assigned to Guantanmo Bay Naval Base to describe the inadequate and below average females assigned there with them. Implies that almost every chick on the island is fuckable because there are so few of them. Anywhere else in the world the same chicks wouldn't even rate a second glance. Ratio of men to women usually hoovers around 80:1 and the cockblocking between men just to shag some below average skank is ridiculous.
Shane: "That babe is a Gitmo Ten!"
Jim: "Yeah, she's only one flight away from being ugly again."
Shane: "I'm goin' for it. Make sure Wade doesn't try to cockblock me."
Jim: "Yeah, she's only one flight away from being ugly again."
Shane: "I'm goin' for it. Make sure Wade doesn't try to cockblock me."
by G8OR September 13, 2007
Masturbating while driving.
by mickeyt001 May 19, 2011
jobseeker 1-hey mate wanna go halves on a gram of brown?
jobseeker 2-nah mate i got a couple of ten bags...i'm sound mate.
jobseeker 2-nah mate i got a couple of ten bags...i'm sound mate.
by laharl420 April 30, 2010