biorhythmic orientation

Pual's lame ass excuse for using big words on mammalology exams when he hasn't eaten for two minutes

Paul's biorhthmic orientation was off today due to a lack of chips

by Rick James May 7, 2004

non-orientation

you really dont care about all 300 different sexual identities and would rather just do what you want without being penalized by tumblr

All of tumblr: what sexuality do you identify with?

Normal human: i dont really have one. im kind of non-orientation

All of tumblr: but thats impossible. we need to catagorize you. FOR THE GOOD OF THE PLANET.

by Scullface14 June 25, 2014

cross oriented

LGBT identity whereas an individual's romantics don't line up w/ their sexual orientation

I'm actually not bi, but cross oriented.

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

oriented

1) verb. To have sexual relations with one of asian descent.

2) adj. Used to indicate heavy asian influence or representation.

1) I spent all last night getting oriented!

2) Man, that bar was really oriented.

by JWS April 21, 2005

mixed orientation marriage

A marriage of a man and a woman where one spouse is heterosexual and one spouse is homosexual.

Often the homosexual marries the heterosexual in an attempt to "cure" their sexual attraction to the same sex. Religion, family expectations, and a desire to have children often influence a homosexual person's decision to wed a person of the opposite sex.

I use the term "homosexual" and not LGB because many same-sex attracted people that marry a person of the opposite sex do not self-identify as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Many also prefer to stay in the closet.

Many, but not all, of these marriages end in severe marital conflict, separation, or divorce.

Sandy suspected that Steve was gay for a long time, but couldn't tell for sure until she found his Manhunt account on the family computer. Now she's certainly in a mixed orientation marriage. Sandy's hired a lawyer without Steve's knowledge.

by poorbrokegradstudent July 23, 2010

Going Pat O'Brien

The act of doing lude sexual acts to another partner, sometimes several.

Oh man I would not mind going Pat O'Brien on her.

by Anthony Trombino April 4, 2005

orientate

To become oriented with or to assist someone else with orientating themselves. It's one of those words that sounds better than the grammatically correct version.

"I have to go to my law school next week to get orientated"

"first year students have to come a week early to orientate themselves"

by Alyssa August 30, 2005