Napsexual

The near antonym of pansexual. Occurring when an individual has a profound dislike or hatred, and lack of sexual attraction toward anyone. But they love naps.

James: Hey there sexy, you wanna go out ;)

Jennifer: First, you have no game. Second, my only attraction is gravitated toward naps. Third, I just hate you in general.

James: Oh, so you’re a Napsexual?

Jennifer: That’s fucking stupid. Just like you. God, I’m tired.

by CawryGoneAwry November 13, 2017

Naples

A city in Italy actually called Napoli, but known as Naples to the English speaking world, perhaps to trick people into accidentally saying 'nipples.'

Also referenced ad nauseum in Dean Martin songs. We get it. He was born in Naples.

"I love the feel of nipples. I mean Naples. Fuck!"

by SenorHuevosBenedicto June 28, 2011

Nape

The process of lying down with no intentions of taking a nap, but ending up falling asleep anyway against your will.

When I went to go lie down on the couch to read my book, I ended up getting naped and didn't wake up for 2 hours.

by CharitableNinja October 10, 2009

napster

Part of the "Let's hate Metallica" tren, in which case people were furious to have to spend another 10 minutes downloading a new free illegal file sharing program.

Napster's gone...amazingly my life feels no different.

by get over it cock May 26, 2003

Nakesh

a guys that is smart but doesn’t care what other people thing about him! He is caring and generous! And kinda rich

Nakesh came with me to new world

by Psychahaha January 31, 2019

Ball Nape

The excess amount of skin between the scrotum and the taint resembling a cat suspended by the nape of its neck. Lacking elasticity in the skin surrounding the ball sack. A sack in need of a ball rejuvenation.

"I keep my sack from touching the toilet water by pulling them up by the ball nape"

"Do these pants make my ball nape look big?"

"No, those pants don't make your ball nape look big, your ball nape makes those pants look big"

"I don't require a towel after sex to clean her up with, I use the Nape"

by Dirty Monocle May 8, 2012

The 3 trillion names of Bob the Holy

Bob, Bob the holy, Bob the great, Bob the very very great, Bob the holy Bob, Holy Bob, Holy One, O great one, Father of greatness, Essence of Wifi, First and last of THE HOLY WORLD, Father of Rob, etc.

Let us witness the 3 trillion names of Bob the holy.

by LegendaryWølf September 7, 2022