Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.

Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

My Ball

If someone has told you this it means that they are claiming you as a person of interest or someone they want to shoot they shot at.

“aye watch out thats my ball gang”

by Da big drop May 28, 2025

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

i love my ball

A famous line that The Scout from Team Fortress 2 says.

Scout: Aw, I love my ball.

Heavy: COWARD!

by Lightwalker360 January 30, 2020

my cock and balls

my cock and balls that are attached

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!

by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023