Hug Moocher

A person who steals a hug from a girl who is angry at another guy.

Person 1: "Ugh! You bother me so much!!"
Person 2: "He's a jerk, I know... want a hug?"
*they hug*
Person 3: "Bro... you're such a hug moocher."

by TeamUnderdogLove August 11, 2009

Situational Mooch

A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.

The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."

by MswampthangW September 1, 2009

mooshi mooshi

Mooshi mooshi is a cute way of saying "hi" or "hello". Typically used by 7th graders and younger, most high schoolers don't say it anymore... except me.

Anna: Mooshi mooshi!

Person: What the f-?

7th grader: MOOSHI MOOSHI!

by gigglesxoxo March 28, 2009

facebook mooching

An activity whereby someone goes through your facebook list and adds your friends based on your connections. This is also popular on LinkedIn and MySpace.

Jackie was facebook mooching yesterday on her laptop. Now we all have the same friends.

by Steve Guyer October 30, 2007

moocher

1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal surply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor.

2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.

3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor

4. verb: to mooch

1. aw man let me hit that...no way cheezy puffs...dude some koolade...wow i better go man bye

2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks

3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*

4. lets mooch over to her place later

by Flash terrorist August 9, 2004

pussy moocher

One who tries to steal or get with your girlfriend or her friends or take away any time of female companion. Although sexist it makes fun of men and can be some lesbians.

Mike is being such a pussy moocher, he keeps trying to get with your girlfriends friend.

by Bennie November 28, 2004

mooching

A person who is lazy, and not doing anything at the present time

I'm just mooching about!

by Daniel March 30, 2004