foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

by foofie3423 April 21, 2009

Gloom Monger

A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.

Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.

by TonyG70 January 18, 2011

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003

MONKERS

A baby looking like a cute baby monkey.

Person 1: aw, how old is your baby?

Person 2: he is 2 months.
Person 1: well he is so cute.

Person 2: Yeah he is a little monkers.

by BabyFeatureslove March 10, 2018

prick monger

Some one that hordes pricks

Alan: Let me see your gash.
Tom: Alan, your such a fucking prick mongerer.

by Gus Gluck November 2, 2007

Thaaqib Mowzer

Finding a Thaaqib Mowzer is very rare and when you do find one you're really lucky cause he can be your best friend , his really sweet and helpful and will do anything to cheer you up when you're sad. He loves cows and his favourite word is moooo. His smart and sporty and dreams about cows everyday , never let go him

Thaaqib Mowzer is a cow lover

Me : Thaaqib what was you're dream about ?
Thaaqib : I dreamt about another cow

by anonymous November 7, 2021

monger

1) Mung-ger: Someone who mongers(sells) something, for example fish-monger, ironmonger,whoremonger, assmonger, cockmonger

2) Mong-er: A mentally challenged person,retard,spaz,mongoloid(from which the word is derived)

"That assmonger can be such a monger sometimes!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005