meletio

a name meaning naturally gifted or awesome.
large-dicked.

Also just very good at life.

That kid is such a Meletio, I just want to get naked for him right now.

by dude23456789765432 February 27, 2008

Maletardness

The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.

Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.

-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.

by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010

mole

the mole is the member of a group of straight male friends who could be but isn't actually gay.

Joe (walking out of dressing room): Hey, do you guys think these pants make my hips look big?

Group of friends: THE MOLE!

by whoisthemole? October 3, 2011

porn mole

n. 1. a sketchy loser who avoids daylight and hoards vast quantities of dirty, used porn. 2. A small subterrestrial rodent inserted into the anus for sexual gratification (used by those who have graduated up from gerbils.)

This term works well in limericks because it rhymes with "corn hole"

1. Flobert, who was quite a porn mole, hung out in his attic and watched "The Anal Nurse Scam" over and over.

2. Everything was going great at the gay sex party until Maurice's porn mole bit him and made him bleed out of his ass.

by skip o'potamus July 23, 2006

Mole

Tall, ruggedly handsome, can go all night like a lumberjack...

by Anonymous March 8, 2007

moleheart

A strange scandanavian band member, so called due to the likening of his fast drumming to the beating of a mole's heart.

by moley May 16, 2003

moleboy

1. a dude which has the face of a mole thats why he is a moleboy
2. a dude which got 2 left hands in the shape of mole hands
3. a dude which is very dwaas
4. see also dwaas fool
5. person that so ugly he has to live under the ground
6. person that's hanging above your screen on random events

wtf look that moleboy he cant handle his noobiness

by lolzornot February 25, 2008