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bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".
Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.
by Deserita September 12, 2007
mugGet the bitch mobilemug.

Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING
"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"
by max223 November 19, 2006
mugGet the Virgin Mobilemug.

pos mobile

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.
Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!
by Meng October 7, 2004
mugGet the pos mobilemug.

Turd Mobile

A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.
Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!
by ThatHuman125k March 6, 2018
mugGet the Turd Mobilemug.

mobile office

A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.
Homie- Yo what you into?

Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.
by Gncna April 6, 2018
mugGet the mobile officemug.

Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned
My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.
by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021
mugGet the Mobile Condommug.

Tesco mobile

General cunts who lie & misinform
Another scheming Tesco mobile worker
by former Tesco customer November 25, 2019
mugGet the Tesco mobilemug.

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