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Michelangelo's Canvas

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.
Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009
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Mitchen

To thrust your penis into a girls mouth
Kathy: "John gave me a Mitchen last night"
Sue: "Was he good at Mitchen-ing?"
by scottmtb May 16, 2009
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Neil Mitchell

Head boy of The Gordon Schools, 2010-2011.
Thats Neil Mitchell, Head Boy. He went to Space School!
by Jenmin July 24, 2010
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Bill Mitchell

ADJ: When someone is incredibly devoid of talent and skill yet still attempts to be proficent at an activity.

Often pronounced Biiiiiilllll Mittchelllllll for effect. However a simple Bill Mitchell said in a normal casual tone will often suffice.
Did you see that ugly chunky girl trying to work the stripper pole that was straight Bill Mitchell??
by divacflop December 21, 2016
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mitch itch

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.
"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."
by Jermain Masters April 15, 2008
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mitch hedberg

a comedian with one of the funniest and greatest voices of all time considered to be the Next sienfeld (but funnier) but died march 30th 2005 about the time the pope died and his death got over shadowed by the Popes death though some people knew he died (including the fan basis of NGs . com)
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, 'cuz the dude didn't even get his degree. Alright.

WHY The Fuck did mitch hedberg half to die what bullshit is this
by TheBoneThug July 31, 2005
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Sarah Michelle Gellar

Born in 1977 New York City, started acting at age 4, stared in Buffy in 1997 EXTREAMMLY CUTE and a great actress. She is the wife of Freddie Prinze Jr. who is the luckiest man alive.
I am in love with Sarah Michelle Gellar
I wish I had a chance with Sarah Michelle Gellar
whoever dosn't love Sarah Michelle Gellar shall have something bad happen to them.......yah!
by P Broz July 3, 2006
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