Merchant

A bussinessperson engaged in the wholesale purchase for profit.

Edward had purchased a barrel of wine for the wedding and the wine merchant’s method of measuring the volume at first angered him.

by BlackPohatu November 21, 2016

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

meschh

When a Mercedes crashes into a car and the driver falls in love with the other driver, marries him and then kills him in his sleep.

"Wow, we really meschhed up!"

by Steven Weaving February 15, 2008

Merchael

One who strives to sell band merchandise for the sake of band popularity.

That kyle kid won't stop asking to sell our shit, we barely know him, hes being a real Merchael.

by EatshitDie June 18, 2009

Mershaq

Half mermaid, half Shaquille O'neal, and 100% pretty cool. Some sub-species known to possess whiskers and lie awkwardly on one side.

Lowely dog, bow your head. That's a Mershaq.

by furiousfroh December 7, 2010

Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

Mershmer

When you feel like shit or want to leave school

Oh man I feel like mershmersh

by Tristan biochemical December 1, 2016