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Mental masturbation

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation purely for the enjoyment of your own greatness and individuality. Subjects range from obscure lp's to cultural movements in preindustrial societies. Either delivered through grand monlogues or subtle conversation orientation, it links large words and random references resulting in nothing acually being communicated.
Though the influence of Ric Okasisk was quite evident within Weezer's blue album, rivers coumo domination of the lyrical form seem quite evident in Pinkerton
by Robert finkle February 19, 2005
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Mentacide

When your brain attacks itself (one realizes this on a conscious level). One might feel as if they are "going crazy".
In conversation involving size comparison of two rivalving penis sizes....one man considers his size inferior to rivals, and asks odd request best male freind:

"Will you please listen to me, I'm creating mentacide....will you please check out my size and tell me if it's normal or not? Hemingway did it for Fitzgerald!"
by fabcat June 20, 2012
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herd mentality

/hərd menˈtalədē/

noun

1. the uncontrollable urge of the masses to blindly, yet boldly follow the advice of a known con-man and grifter, especially one that self-identifies as a stable genius, over that of the vast consensus of the medical and scientific community
“There’s no need to wear a mask at a Trump rally because there’s herd mentality
by Ain’t drinking bleach neither! September 17, 2020
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Mantash

To state a categorical opinion, only to change your mind and state a completely different opinion on the same matter later on. Originally used to describe how ANC Secretary General Gwede Mantashe changed his mind during the #ZumaMustFall protests in South Africa. He was originally in support of Zuma resigning, but later voiced his undying support for the presidency.
Sarah used to love Justin Bieber, but she mantashed, she hates him now.
by TADPOOL August 22, 2017
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mental breakdown

A situation where a mental breakdown occurs: (part one)

When your dad spills coffee over your very important papers, you have to turn into your teachers - even when you told him to be careful.

This just happened and after he went out, I cried and now I'm stress eating. I've already eaten two packages of noodles, lots of bread and two big (ass) cookies and now I'm heading for the third one.

to have a mental breakdown:

itmight silence you and when someone say too much, you just can't hold it in anymore and you might snap (not meaning to).

Everybody, please forgive the person, they're just having a hard time:(

(if you see somebody crying in the club, please slide a big ass chocolate cookie their way - no explaining needed)
MENTAL BREAKDOWN SITUATION:
your teacher just yelled at you. they yelled something disrespectful. and it's your favorite teacher.

CURRENT mission: head to the bathroom and when you've locked the door. go ahead and cry
by SEEYOUONTHEOTHERSIDE December 12, 2019
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Lightskin Mentality

When a Lightskin takes innovative to spread their overconfidence on others to prove that their a superior being
Linna - You're ugly and I'm a bad bitch get mad stay mad

Jay - That's that lightskin mentality
by Exaxt July 24, 2020
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mantail

a disgusting growth on the back of your head, rejects all the ladies and smells like 400 decomposing babies in death valley.
Person 1: Omg! Whats that on your head?! EW IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU ANYMORE.
Person 2: Sorry! Its just my mantail!
by AsanteSwagger April 12, 2011
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